• When all you really did was chop a pumpkin for the animals, but your brain processed it like this.

    AI-generated image of a pumpkin being split by an axe while sitting in a cast iron skillet over an open fire, exaggerating a simple farm chore for humor.

    Nothing dramatic. Just a normal farm chore: axe, pumpkin, animals fed.

    This image is not what it looked like.

    But it is what it felt like—
    the exaggerated drama of finally doing the thing you’ve been putting off,
    the internet’s instinct to turn reality into spectacle,
    and the strange moment we’re in where a fake image explains a real day faster than a photo ever could.

    The animals ate well.
    The rest is just for fun.

  • Cast iron skillet with fried eggs resting in soft morning light, the stove off and the kitchen quiet.

    The pan is cold.
    The eggs are… honest.

    No sizzle. No performance.

    Breakfast doesn’t judge.

  • The Empty Pan.
    Seasoned. Waiting. Judging your life choices.
    Subscribe for more hot nothing.

    A cast-iron skillet hanging on a beige wall beneath bold text reading ‘Only Pans,’ photographed like a serious product shot for a completely unserious cooking site.
  • Let’s start simple: one pan, one sizzle, no commitments.

    Hot pan sending heart-shaped steam signals—Only Pans’ first thirst trap.